Oh, yes! Kitten is cute and has great tits. The stunt cock in this scene is nearly ready to go before she even touches him, she’s that hot! Her boobs end up being blasted with goo - don’t miss it!

Gianna Michaels is pretty damned hot. Supposedly she worked at a burger joint in Seattle. Could you imagine ordering “a double” from her? Could you imagine her giving you what she gives this lucky bastard? I’d call that a “Value Meal”!

Last week I presented some German chicks playing with their jugs.

Well, I hate to repeat myself. So, let’s say I am “upgrading” your experience. Here are two much prettier and hotter (presumed) Germans playing with their “titten”. The larger cups of the two is our old favorite Nadine Jansen. Not sure who the other one might be. They grow good boobs in Germany, eh?

Ah, yes, fat German lesbos playing with their jugs. The perfect remedy for your turkey induced tryptophan detox. Okay, this isn’t so much hot as it is funny, but I had to add it to our little collection!

A little humor just in time for Thanksgiving. For those of you outside the US, just look at the boobs and play the “Guess What Animal I Am” game!!

Is there anything better in the world than a horny MILF with great tits looking to give a top notch blow job? If there is, it’s not coming to my mind this second!

I love modern porn! These incredible women just keep poring out of the woodwork.

Maria Moore is just wildly hot! I can’t tell you how many times I’ve “enjoyed” this particular clip. Now, I share with you!

I’m Jericho. I write this blog.

My day job allows me to do some traveling. While it’s not as fun as you might think, I do get to see my friends all over the country.

Last week I got to hang out with my friends Heather and Mike. They invited me over to their place for dinner. Mike is a hell of a good cook so there was no way I was going to say no. I didn’t get to this weight by passing up good food!

After dinner, we sat out on the porch and enjoyed a few drinks over some good conversation. After a couple rum and cokes, I could not help but begin to check out Heather. She’s about perfect as far as I’m concerned. She’s about 5′4″, a bit short, with long red hair, which I like. She has curves in all the right places. Padded but shapely thighs and ass, she hasn’t passed up Mike’s cooking either! Then, there are her tits. They are easily triple Ds, and, on my third drink I realized she was braless under her vee neck sweater and still perky! Damn!

She must have noticed I was staring - she gave me the “my eyes are up here, Bub” look. Her face softened into a grin. She looked at Mike and she smiled even bigger. She stood, kicked off her sandals and walked to their back gate. Mike looked at me and I shrugged. We grabbed our drinks and followed.

In the back yard, next to the hot tub, we found Heather stripping down to her (penis engorging!) birthday suit. She dropped her jeans revealing a lacy pink g-string number. These she wriggled out off, her movements making my heart thump in my chest. Then, she pulled up her sweater as she turned to face the two of us, showing us the best pair of large, creamy boobs. Her melons were topped with perfect, pink aureoles and large nipples. And, yes, the carpet matched the drapes! Was she doing a strip tease? I don’t know but she totally had my attention!

With cat like grace she jumped up and planted her tush on the lip of the tub, spun 180 degrees and slipped all the way into the bubbling hot water. She arose out of the water, dripping wet and settled on the lip. Her water slicked tits slipped between her arms and popped over the side, I know my mouth was agape and my heart nearly stopped. She leered at me, daring me to do … something. She was incredible!

I looked over and Mike was shirtless, his pants were around his ankles and he was struggling to remove his shoes. Mike is 6′1″, weighs a buck and a nickel, pale blond hair trimmed short. He’s wiry and athletic - he’s addicted to riding his bike. And, now that he was standing there naked, I realized that wasn’t a third leg, but indeed a war club of a cock! Complete with a Prince Albert. I would never have guessed!

Meanwhile, I’m still standing there, holding my damned drink, not exactly sure what to do next. I am not a prude (you’ve looked at the rest of this blog, right?) I have no issue with nudity or nude hot tubbing - not my first time at the rodeo. Maybe it was jet lag or the alcohol - for a big guy, I’m a bit of a light weight. I certainly didn’t expect this kind of thing from these two. I went to Catholic School with Heather. Mike went to seminary school. That tool of his would have been a waste in the priesthood!

I looked back to Heather, her wet body draped over the edge of the tub, this was the fulfillment of so many of my high school fantasies! She made a playful sneer “You waiting for an engraved invitation? You need Mike to help you off with your jeans?” I looked back at a now fully nude Mike, he clapped his hands together like Mr. Miyagi and went for my zipper. I stepped back and assured him I could handle that bit. How about if I get another round for everyone first? Mike agreed and rushed for the tub as I found the well stocked back yard wet bar.

I doffed my kit near the bar, made a double for everyone, found a tray and headed for the tub like the freaking waiter at some sexy pub. Mike had wasted no time. His left hand was mauling Heather’s right breast, his mouth was clamped to her left. I wasn’t sure where his right hand was, but from Heather’s wide open mouth, cooing and general expressions of ecstasy, I could guess. I was temped to walk over and place my dick in her little mouth, but I was afraid Mike might beat me to death with his cock. Instead, I put Heather’s drink in her hand and set Mike’s near by. I put my drink on the other side of the tub and managed to get into the damned thing without breaking any large bones.

I wasn’t sure what the game might be. Was this just a show put on for my benefit? Was I expected to participate? Look but don’t touch? I relaxed, sipped my drink and enjoyed the live theater for what it was, nearly fixated on Heather’s perfect mams. Mike was playing her as if she were his instrument. He was quite the maestro as far as I could tell and a hell of a lot of fun to watch. I was accustomed to lots of negotiation before any encounter. I did need an engraved invite. I’d wait to be asked.

Heather put her drink down with a shaky hand. She wrapped her arms tight around Mike’s back and sank her head into his shoulder. Her body convulsed, and I think she bit into Mike’s shoulder. Her head shot up and she bellowed like a wild animal. Her body convulsed repeatedly as Mike continued whatever magic he was performing under the water. Then she collapsed back into Mike. Mike spun her limp body around, allowing him to relax on the edge of the tub. He winked at me, I smiled back, toasting him with my drink. Sure, it was a lame gesture - but I honestly had no idea what to do. I was a third wheel on a unicycle, as useless as tits on a bull.

After a couple of quiet minutes, a phone began to ring. Heather roused, leaned over the side of the tub, revealing a very cute, very pink tush. She came back up with the phone. Almost immediately, she began to giggle. She looked directly at me and said “Yeah, he’s here”. She winked at me. What’s with all the winking?

After some more giggling, she turned to drop the phone and Mike edged up on the lip of the tub. When Heather turned back around, she flashed a Cheshire grin at me and then looked to Mike. Seeing his position, she dove on his cock. She took as much of it in her mouth as possible, and manipulated the rest with both of her petite hands. Soon he was moaning and at full extension. Heather then began her sword swallowing routine, taking his full length into her. I was about to pass out! Could she be any more sexy? I wasn’t sure how much more of this I could take!

Before very long, Heather brought off Mike. He grunted and blasted his load into her throat where Heather eagerly swallowed it back and sucked for more. My drink was empty, my cock was about to explode and a tree with a large knot hole across the yard had started to look like my next girl friend! I think only the alcohol had kept me from jumping up and masturbating with abandon!

At this moment, the gate opened. I turned to see three people walk in, as they approached the light, I could see it was three damned attractive females! They were giggling - a lot! I figured they were all a little tipsy, especially since all of them were wearing outfits that could only be called “club wear”. Heather dropped Mike’s deflating cock and stood to get hugs. The girls leaned in, getting their clothes wet and giggling all the while. Was there anything in the world better that giggly girls? I was about to find out that yes, indeed, there was!

Heather pointed to me and introduced me as Jericho. She then named the other girls and told them to get in! In unison they cheered and, yup, stripped! All three were gorgeous! And each one had bigger tits than the last! The three new ones skittered into the tub, bumping off each other and sliding over each other, lingering here and there for a touch or a taste - giggling all the while. Mike pulled himself out of the tub, grabbed the drink tray and headed for the bar.

I looked around the tub, taking in the bounty before me. Eight beautiful tits stared back at me, attached to four beautiful ladies. They were all giddy at this point, talking fast and making jokes. I got the picture that the new arrivals had been club hopping all night, dancing their asses off, drinking all the free drinks the local men bought, trying to catch their attention. Apparently, none of those men were all that attractive. But, now, they were all drunk and horny and thought messing around in a hot tub would be fun!

Heather looked my way. She explained that she and Mike had just had a session in front of me and that I had been too polite to ask if I could join in. I realized right then that I had been cheated, cheated by my own lack of courage and over-talky super communication ethics! I could have probably been fucking Heather while she got Mike off. Dammit! And now it looked like I was going to have to endure watching these girls get it on while my balls turned blue or make an awkward but hasty escape.

Cindy, the mocha skinned beauty with the E cup boobs and dark curls looked my way. “Poor baby!” she said, “We’ll have to do something about Heather’s cock teasing! Heather is a bad girl!” With this, the girls latched onto Heather. Her eyes went wide with mock fear. “Whatever will you do with me?” she wailed, fluttering her lashes, hand pressed to her breast.

The girls practically dropped her in my lap. They pushed us both so that I was on my back, Heather’s tush was out of the water, pointing skyward and I was drowning in her tits. Cindy barked “Make her tits pay!” I obeyed and began licking and slurping on those giant jugs, loving every second. I had wanted these since high school and they were worth the wait! Meanwhile, the girls had begun to playfully spank Heather’s tush. She was moaning and yipping. One of the girls, I couldn’t tell which, began massaging my cock and then she, or another - I couldn’t tell, took it in her mouth.

I’m not proud of this, but I came in about three seconds. The fact I had held out that long was testament to my stamina! But, the incredible mouth was not done. She swallowed every drop and massaged for more. Then kept massaging until she got me hard again. I kept sucking and nibbling on Heather’s boobs while the other girls continued to giggle and spank Heather and call out orders to Heather and I both.

Whomever was sucking my cock milked another load out of me. Heather pressed my face into her breast as I came, I took the hint and applied extra pressure with my teeth to her nipple. She barked with delight and convulsed. She came, pressing me to her even harder.

The Unknown Blow Job Artist got me to raise yet again, much to my shock. She inserted my cock into Heather. As if on cue, Heather began to buck and hump like a woman possessed. There was no technique or play here, Heather intended to get herself off and probably get me off in the process. I held onto her for dear life, biting and man handling her breasts. The girls were still spanking her, playing with her clit and my balls. Heather bared down and came in a body shaking explosion, then another. She recovered nearly instantly, looked me in the eyes like a predatory animal and began to gyrate and hump. “Your turn, Buddy!” she said and intensified her motions.

I’m only human, I was nearly dehydrated, but my little soldier did his duty. My body shook like a palm tree in a hurricane and I fired off a load into her. She moaned and collapsed onto my chest. When I had recovered, I craned my head around Heather’s shoulder to see that Mike had returned with a load of drinks - those had been passed around and the three girls and Mike had formed something of a daisy chain, all of them were licking and slurping loudly, while laughing and moaning and orgasming seemingly all at once.

Heather raised her eyes and looked into mine. “I’ve wanted you for a long time, ya know. Since History class, Junior year. Why didn’t you jump in earlier? Am I not pretty?”

I shook my head, “You are plenty pretty. You are down right hot. I was chubby in high school, I’m chubbier now. I didn’t figure you were attracted to me. Earlier, you didn’t ask me to join in. I thought maybe you and Mike got off having people watch.”

“Well, you think too much. Wanna help me eat some pussy?” Heather licked her lips at the thought. She pushed off me, grabbed one of the girls, I think her name was Gwen and went to town. I grabbed Cindy, tasted my cum on her tongue and proceeded to return the favor.

The six of us kept up the pace for another hour or so, and then retired inside where we crashed in one large puppy pile on Mike and Heather’s huge bed. I didn’t get much sleep and I had to get up early for my flight, but it was a great night! Needless to say, I am looking forward to my next trip to Mike and Heather’s place!

Lookie what I found!

Eleven minutes of Annie Sprinkle, the original Boob Queen of Porn, with a guest appearance by Ron Jeremy!

How awesome is that? As a bonus, Annie teaches the art of giving head - watch this with someone you love!

Busty chick giving head - I’m in freekin’ heaven!

The clip isn’t long or special - other than it’s a chick with huge tits giving what looks like a very nice B.J. Enjoy!